What a strange band we are. We're a polka band led by an Indian from Bombay who wants to write Pirate Songs, our lead singer writes in a minor mode and seems barely attached to polka at all.

And me? I want to write cowboy songs. I love cowboy songs.


Back when I had teeth
And a big gun at my side
When I wore boots were ten feet tall
And a mighty horse did ride

Chased around the women
And shot up all the cops
Then I'd go out riding, riding, riding
Riding down the bare hillside